bribery is the only way for a girl to get attention around this time of year.
Christmas? Bonfire night? Halloween? nope.
Call of duty release, midnight trip to go & get it – for my company I got an eclair.
For a day of almost peace an quiet was breakfast in bed.
And for a night of ‘quiet but I’ll have my head set on’ a romantic bonfire night with the in-laws.
I mean, maybe I just don’t understand the hype about it, or having breasts and a vagina means I can’t get to the pad in the right way, or because my hormones are so raging I don’t want to shoot anyone I just want to cuddle them & have a bit I a chat.
All I know is that for at least a week all I’m going to hear is guns, kill streak congratulatory comments, snipers and the occasional swearing when things go wrong.